Taking the boy down the driving range tomorrow for his first go at golf.
The boy: Who’s that really good black golfer?
Me: Tiger Woods.
The boy: Why’s he called Tiger Woods? That’s like me being called Parrot Smith*
Me: 😂
*Surname changed to protect the innocent.
— Jaremy Clerkson (Parody) (@Jaremy_Clerkson) October 21, 2023