in 2014 if you were a white boy with a hair/beard situation that made you look like a half-shaven poodle who wore rick ross shades & floral button-downs you could get main stage at Bonnaroo and a 7.2 from pitchfork just by admitting to sex crimes over a Cocteau Twins sample
— Asexual Tiger Woods (@weadhitter) April 19, 2023